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Funnies Questions to ponder :)

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Family Quotes :)

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.
- Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.
- Johann Schiller

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Author Unknown

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
- Joyce Brothers

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
- Desmond Tutu

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.
- Barbara Bush


The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson

In time of test, family is best.
- Burmese Proverb

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.
- Lee Iacocca

What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
- George Eliot

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
- Anthony Brandt

Broken heart quotes

"God is closest to those with broken hearts." - Jewish Saying

"The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together." - Author Unknown

"Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together." - Author Unknown

"Maybe part of loving is learning to let go." - The Wonder Years (Television show)

"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts." - Author Unknown

"What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you." - Richard Wilbur

"There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go." - Author Unknown

"Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars." - Violeta Parra

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." – Anonymous

"They say that if you love someone you should let them go, but they never say what to do when they don’t come back." - Anonymous

"The flame of love is now just a cold loneliness." - Uniek Swain

"They say that time heals all wounds but all it’s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you." - Ezbeth Wilder

"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew." – Anonymous

"It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

"Breaking up. It happens kind of suddenly. One minute, you’re holding hands walking down the street, and the next minute, you’re lying on the floor crying and all the good CDs are missing." - Kennedy Kasares

"Hearts will never be made practical until they are made unbreakable." - Tinman (Wizard of Oz)

"Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy." - Drew Barrymore

"Rejection is God's protection" – Anonymous

"The hottest love has the coldest end." - Socrates

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Alexander Graham Bell

"If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it." – Anonymous

My hurt....

I have this feeling that will probably never go away. You hurt me so bad and nobody not anyone understands why! we got along so great  but then you shoved a knife in my back and twisted it til I was dead inside. this lingering feeling wont go away. how will I make it stop??!?

In memory of justin

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Death

Over the weekend our family lost someone dear and that is why i thought i would find some good quotes on death

" What the heart has once known, it shall never forget." --Author Unknown

"What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us". --Helen Keller

"Grieve not, nor speak of me with tears, but laugh and talk of me as if I were beside you there". --Isla Paschal Richardson

“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.”

The Crow (1994)

Tuesdays With Morrie :)

For school I have been reading Tuesdays with Morrie and I thought i would share so quotes that I like

"As you grow old, you learn more. If you stayed at twenty-two, you'd always be as ignorant as you were at twenty-two. Aging is not just decay, you know. It's growth. It's more than the negative that you're going to die, its also the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it." (118) - Morrie

"So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy doing things they think are important. This is because they're chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning." (43) --Morrie

"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in." (52) - Morrie

"Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live." (82) - Morrie

Welcome 2 my teen life!

This is a start of a new blog! I have a hard life and this is just a place I will share quotes and my thoughts and feelings.